514

Ampu-TED or HANS Off is a card from Old Series 13 and is card number 514a/514b.

Description
The card shows a carpenter who apparenlty accidently cut his leg, ear and hand cut off with a saw.

Parodies/Represents
The card represents the dangers of using carpentry tools. Name a is a pun on the word "amputate" and name b is a pun on "hands off",may also parody apotemnophilia,the sexual desire to amputate healthy limbs.

Trivia
The original idea for this card was that the character accidently cuts his head in half with a buzz saw while cutting a board of wood.